RedditsuxPentagon Pete Fires ‘Fat’ Soldiers as War on Weight Rages
Pentagon Pete is a ridiculous and unnecessary nickname.
Secretary Shitface, please.
Triple SecDef
Inspired👏
Pete Kegsbreath
I’m a fan of “Two Week Pete” myself.
FuglyDuckPete Kegseth.
I’d call him “that fucker” but there’s too many fuckers for that to be clear.
It’s supposed to be Twinky Pete.