cocaine lich 🏴 🦝I dated this guy once
St Woke of Pronouns@devils_eggcorn same
bstow@devils_eggcorn my father hung me on a hook once.
ONCE.
@bstow I mean I guess I should have phrased it as like “I dated this guy once upon a time” or something lmao, it was a very nice six months or so, he was a very lovely and smart and funny and lovely mechanic lmao, we parted amicably because of circumstances haha
@devils_eggcorn Sorry, I’m financially obligated to make a Johnny Dangerously joke once per quarter, and ”once” is the trigger word for it.
@bstow lmao guess I didn’t get the reference fair enough hahaha
@devils_eggcorn Not many of us left. The 80s took a heavy toll on us.