(visibly sweating, tugging on collar, he speaks through chattering teeth) “yes.. Mr Trump’s health is, ahm....” (he looks off camera to the left to see a group of ICE agents holding baseball bats and smiling) “OH! yes, his health is exceptional.. it’s.. (gulp) never been better, really!!”
@badposter I think “exceptional” is a great word. A deft maneuver on the doctor’s part.
@adhdeanasl @badposter Like 🇨🇦 PM saying he is a transformational leader.
@badposter people are saying he has cancer
@badposter unfortunately it's just me
@Vanweezer careful, i heard mastodon does actually ban for joking about the right
@badposter Treating Trump's health like lying to a nation of toddlers about an old sickly dog. "He's going to live forever! Just on a nice farm in the country"