due to rising costs the hilbert hotel had to sell half of their rooms
none of the accountants know what exactly theyre supposed to write down
@mothcompute originally priced at $1 per room, the buyer negotiated a discount of only paying $1/n dollars for the nth room, but they've since gone bankrupt before completing the transaction.
@mothcompute Don’t worry, there are endless possibilities
@mothcompute what a bargain, too. i've managed to get so many hotel rooms for such a price that i'm starting my own hotel with them.
@mothcompute the layoffs at the hilbert hotel must be wild...
@mothcompute with the guests still inside them?
@lritter @mothcompute no, the guests all have to move to one of the remaining rooms.
@lritter @mothcompute (The sold part of the hotel will be used by the company of Hilbert's cousin, a package tour operator, whose travel group will arrive in a coach also designed by Hilbert)
@lritter @mothcompute it's fine, they only sold the odd numbered rooms, and all guests moved to a room number double the one they previously had
@mothcompute the tax implications of the hilbert hotel have been a long studied problem in legal reasoning. In this essay I will
@mothcompute I hear they sold the second half, and are currently walking the buyers to one of the rooms for showing them.
@mothcompute What does that mean? If they are all filled, will the inhabitants be sold too? Can i roll a rock into this and... will the rock be sold too?
@mothcompute Hotel room price crisis incoming.