Boobs.

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@bean It's definitely not the most important thing they could do with the money, but what really gets me about billionaires is the lack of drip. Like, you have all the money in the world and you can't find a better thing to wear than a plain hoodie?

It basically falls under the "commission some artist" category, you could order a custom outfit and spend every day cosplaying as your own anime OC.

Elton John doesn't have nearly the same amount of money and he can afford to have a seemingly endless supply of cool glasses.

@Owlor @bean
The dumb hoodie thing is aping Steve Jobs. Jobs reputedly decided to save time thinking about clothes by standardizing on a single outfit that he'd wear everyday. It became part of his mystique that has been endlessly copied by wannabes. "See, I'm so single minded about my business, I've given up thinking about clothes! Just like Steve Jobs!!!"

@VATVSLPR @bean Come think of it, it reminds me a bit of the turn fashion took in the late 1700s, where menswear started moving away from powdered wigs and ruffles and started moving towards the more subdued outfits we pretty much still use as formalwear to this day.

For a while there, it was actually the servants who wore the powdered wigs, cus the way to show you're really fancy, but also humble, is to have the people serving you dress more formally than you.

The same sort of dynamic might be happening with business suits. If you're really rich, you don't wear expensive business suits, you employ the people wearing expensive business suits.

@VATVSLPR @bean I do wonder if this is going to loop all the way around in the future and the standard uniform for butlers are going to be, like, a black Steve Jobs turtleneck. I wouldn't rule it out!