Just a heads up, i think this was originally an Onion article headline, or from a similar publication.

Corgi-sized meteor as heavy as 4 baby elephants hit Texas - NASA | The Jerusalem Post
The meteor in question struck the Earth near McAllen, Texas with the energy equivalent of 8 tons of TNT, but there were no reported casualties or damages.
The Jerusalem Post | JPost.comTrue, but it’s not satirical.