👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 7, 2025
treating my pussy like a cast iron and putting it in the dishwasher
Adrian DogpenisOct 9
Show threadFlat Pluto Society
@brit Treating my dick like a cast iron and acting offended when people say I should clean it more thoroughly than I do.
Oct 9, 2025 at 4:10amMastodon for Android
Show threadOccurrenceOct 9
@flatplutosociety @brit never, ever put soap on your dick. lightly rinse with lukewarm water, rub with oil, and put your dick in the oven for 45 minutes