Here in tech bro world we have so many innovations for you! Why not try our:

- Expensive unregulated taxi!
- Expensive unregulated hotel!
- Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)!
- Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food!
- Imaginary scam money (in 17,382 flavors)!
- Expensive unregulated television!
- Another picture of monkey (never valuable)!
- Twitter but it sucks now!
- The news but it also sucks and steals your personal information!

Plus, try our greatest achievement yet:
- Expensive unregulated scam concert tickets!

@LadyDragonfly And now:
- Unregulated self driving
- Unregulated self driving with sight only, no LIDAR or anything that can make sense of what it sees
- Unregulated copyright infringement that you can claim as your own work!
- Less jobs and higher unemployment. But also no UBI or universal healthcare because fuck you!
- AI and privacy issues really just shoved into everything because line must go up
- Peoudly bending the knee since 2025

Sorry, really channeling my inner #juicemedia there.