what we’ve learned so far:

mastodon: shitposting
bsky: pissposting

to an unrefined palate these may seem the same. they are not

@slop no wonder i feel so out of place here
@slop haven't seen anybody who posts "cum" every five minutes so it's more interesting than early bsky already
@slop uh excuse me it's called pooptooting here
shittooting sounds like a small hamlet in rural england
@slop Bringing a shittooterie board to the welcome to mastodon function