If they’ve think corgis are that big, how enormous did they think Queen Elizabeth II was???

Size ≠ weight.

Comets tend to be much heavier per cubic centimeter (or half-garlic if we’re still avoiding metric) than short-legged dogs or geriatric monarchs.

this is lemmy, it has become en-reddit-ified so theres a ton of illiterate morons here just trying to meme for updoots

Meming for updoots? In a community about people being silly? I never!

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According to my translator, that means

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Yeah. How dare people use the internet for humour. Fuckers.