Anon watches Lord of the Rings

https://sh.itjust.works/post/47457417

Enchanted weapons or your own army of the same ghostly type.
And Sauron didn’t have a few?
He didn’t have time to cast or summon, it was not in his primary deck for this battle.

Have you not played Luigi’s Mansion?

Person wielding vacuum cleaner when countering this threat: “lol skill issue”
It does make a ton of thematic sense that the counter to a purely magical threat is a technological weapon.
You might like Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magicka Obscura. The clashing of magic and technology plays a major role in the mechanics.
Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts
I’m my experience, simply refusing to acknowledge the supernatural has made such entities incapable of properly manifesting 100% of the time.
“I ain’t afraid of no ghost”
This may come as a shock to anons who filter their entire existence through video games but literature does not need to operate according to rules of game balance.
Man, even games don’t need to operate according to the rules of game balance. Just look at [current hot live service game’s most recent update]!
Man, [current hot live service game] has really gone down hill since [game’s most recent update] released. It’s like the Devs don’t even care anymore, y’know?
It’s been shit for over 10 years now, but I just keep paying them every month, and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
Yes! The answer is “you can’t, and that’s the point.”
It just makes other threars in the world feel a bit meaningless

No necessarily. Sauron was taken by surprise, so he may have countermeasures at his disposal if there would be other encounters.

Even if not, it makes the refusal of Aragorn to use them again even more noble, which is the literary goal of their existence.

Even if not, it makes the refusal of Aragorn to use them again even more noble, which is the literary goal of their existence.

Maybe, but given that they were trapped in undeath for thousands of years because they didn’t hold up their side of the oath, finding out what would happen if Aragorn didn’t hold up his end of the same oath seems like a bad idea.

“A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own. You can create it, shape it, but as the story grows, it starts wanting things of its own. Change one thing, and you set off a chain reaction of events that spreads through the whole thing. The characters have to be true to themselves. The events need to follow a logic that fits the story. A single flaw and the magic is gone. The story dies. - Alan Wake” - Sam Lake

Established rules and constraints must be consistent throughout the story, otherwise nerds on the internet with nothing better to do will call you a hack. See: the new Star Wars. Force healing, my ass.

I agree, David Lynch is objectively a bad writer.

/s

It’s not just Internet nerds. That’s a basic rule of literary analysis asa whole.
Cinema, not literature. In the books the undead army is way less OP than in the movie adaptation. Their only weapon is fear, and they do not liberate minas tirith, but only scare the mercenaries off their black sail ships. Aragon uses the boats to quick travel to minas tirith with his elf and half elven friends and fresh troops from the south.

Their only weapon is fear

Fear and surprise

What about the limitless coffers of Rome?
Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…

I’ll come in again.

Ye I don’t blame Jackson for chainging it, there was less time to explain in the movie and the payoff was bigger. What works in books does not always work in films and vice versa
Jackson’s changes are generally improvements to the story or at worst understandable compromises for a different medium.
I think there’s a whole webcomic DM of the Rings that makes fun of this idea at great length.
Twenty Sided

They’re a limited-use item - once they do enough to fulfill their oath, they won’t keep fighting. Also, in the books it wasn’t clear that they could actually cause physical harm.
Call the Ghostbusters, duh. They ain’t afraid of no ghost.
Bustin

YouTube

Great, now this will be stuck in my head for the next six months… again. Worth it!

(bustin’, bustin’, bustin’, bustin’…)

AN INVISIBLE BED?! FREAKING GHOST BED!
Counter-countermeasure - Aragorn deploys Huey Lewis’s copyright lawyers.
Well, it’s not like the enemy army has one if the two most ancient and most powerful magicians on their side. They’ll figure something out.
Two actually. Sauron and Sarumon are the same class of being. Balrogs are too, but iirc they’re more on Morgoth’s side
Saruman was dead by this time though
Not really, at least in the books; the movies cut out quite a bit of what was happening after the One Ring was destroyed
In the movies extended version you can see saruman clearly dying after the ENT counter-attack. So in the movies, only sauron is left at this point.
If i remember correctly, Saruman had already fled at that point. Correct?
We need a bigger trap!
Opportunity for LotR x Ghostbusters brainrot
10 necromancers turning them against each other
Its funny how this scene implies that Aragorn came up with this flashy theatrical entrance idea, explained it to the ghosts, and they were all like “hell yea thats sounds bad-ass lets do it”

Can cause physical harm

The irony is that they can’t, but their greatest weapon is that the people they fight think they can, and flee without even trying. And this post is making the exact same mistake, while also assuming they’re invincible. The answer to the post is the post. That or pointing to the post and laughing.

Book version. In the movie version they absolutely can cause physical harm. A ghost sword and Aragorn’s even stop each other, iirc.
I’ve never been a huge LotR fan so I don’t necessarily remember any details, but isn’t that because the sword had special qualities (being the sword of the ghosts’ king IIRC) rather than because the ghosts can interact with physical objects?
For that one scene yes, for the next like 20 minutes of the movie where they jump on top of elephants and stab everybody riding them to death little bit different.
Psychological warfare sure is … funny, isn’t it?