@giflian The thing no one tells you about owning dachshunds is that suddenly everything you need to buy comes in a dachshund option: blankets, a corkscrew, PJs, nightlights, phone cases, art. You name it, there's dachshund option. And you have to buy the dachshund option because you have dachshunds.

The best are the t-shirts with questionable sayings on them: like "the grass is greener under my wiener" or "Wanna play with my wiener?" All with an image of a dachshund, of course.