It’s like my Dad used to say, “Why don’t you go and play with a book?”
@Gogs @kevinrj But Danny DeVito said to Matilda, “What do you need books for when you have a TV right there?”

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That's a good one!
I will use that on my kids from now on!

On the opposite side of the spectrum, when having arguments with idiots, I tell them to "Go play on the freeway".