@thermia Dell attitude
[image of a Dell laptop in the sky, level with the horizon]

@thermia dell longitude

@thermia "Alpha, bring me 5 laptops with attitude"

@thermia ah yes, that thing is hot enough to heat my house for winter

@thermia meanie

@thermia the charge the company I work at got was faulty. A lot of them became unhinged. ​​

@thermia a cousin of the "Dell crappitude" brand line ​​

@thermia me after buying a used dell latitude for myself: at least i got plenty of insults to use when it eventually shits the bed lol

@thermia can confirm, this thing hates me