dell attitude
@thermia Dell attitude
[image of a Dell laptop in the sky, level with the horizon]
@thermia "Alpha, bring me 5 laptops with attitude"
@thermia ah yes, that thing is hot enough to heat my house for winter
@thermia the charge the company I work at got was faulty. A lot of them became unhinged.
@thermia a cousin of the "Dell crappitude" brand line ​
@louis that's a new one to thermia hahaa

pocketing that
@thermia me after buying a used dell latitude for myself: at least i got plenty of insults to use when it eventually shits the bed lol
@thermia can confirm, this thing hates me