This movie might be title dropping too much.
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Vampire's shirt has too many buttons. What century is it from?
Oh... That cross is useless. Huh.
Ah faith! So this was one of the movies that went into that twist.
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Evil keeps getting more annoying. he was only likeable right before he got bit and was at maximum queer allegory. Or maybe explicitely gay for a minute.
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Does the evil dog...
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Eww. That hand transform effect is gruesome.
Right after a cheap foot trick. And omg the whole half wolf monster is GREAT.
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Evil's two best moments are when he's dying and vulnerable. Wow he is such a weird broken little character.
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What are these? Fearless vampire killers?
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Wait so the Renfield is a zombie? Whut? A real werewolf?
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WTF? He's filled with the Reagent? What the fuck.
Okay so the first half of this movie is kinda garbage but all the monster stuff is fucking amazing.
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This movie might be a legit star rating better cause I missed the first 15 minutes.
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Unless I missed like a gay vampire sex scene in the first act or something.
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CHEKOV'S STAINED GLASS! FUCK YEWH!!
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LMAO. Vampire can't tell time.
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Chekov's cuckoo clocks! HAH!
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Aww widdy baby bat monster.
Does the bat... ?
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Fright Night 2: The Bride of Dandridge
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Peter Vincent gets to live out his Van Hellsing dreams.
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Man this unfinished basement has a lot of really big windows.
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BAT SKELETON PULLET ON FIRE!
BAT SKELETON PULLET ON FIRE!!
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OCTOMAN CAMEO! LETS GOOOO!
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Fun monster movie.
Four Octomen out of five.
The slow start of the movie before Roddy McDowall shows up does drag it down though. The lead isn't good enough to hang a movie on before we go heavy into the sexy vampire stuff.
Peak credit song though, that does help.
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Next up on #WrongFrogs it's time for some martial arts magic mayhem with Thrilling Bloody Sword. Which I know nothing about aisie from an insane trailer that had the theme song from Space Battle ship Yamato / Starblazers on it?
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Yep. That is the Starblazers theme alright. Welp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_8fcWsbOMA
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A bloody giant space bean from the stars? Is it a devil or an angle?
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Well this cursed bleeding bean is a gift from the gods so we can't just kill it... but it's too creepy to keep here. Toss it into the river.
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Shoot bird... catch fish... this movie is going to just keep being confusing isn't it.
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I don't remember Snow White and the Seven Dwarves involving this much blood.
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Is that a turtle cyclops? wtf? Why is he wrecking a two story restaurant?
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Must not rant about how cheap the special effects are... Cheap fantasy movie is trying it's hardest to do Hobbit effects on a budget...
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Before you can date our daughter you must first go though us, her seven tiny dads.
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Wicked witch of the special effects budget?
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Wait the turtle cyclops is using Gamera roars. Aka modified elephants and stuff.
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Why is the witch in Egyptian queen cosplay? Is she celebrating Halloween early?
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Battlestar Galactic music now? Huh??
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Bear? Just a bear?
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The most important special effect. Huge clouds of cotton for the villains lair.
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Finally I got a shot of those weird giant masks. And the Egyptian Halloween costume. This movie is a mood altering experience.
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You ever take a bath in a round wooden tub with your prince charming who was turned into a bear?
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Another giant but smaller than a man bat monster?
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Frog man hopping on it's butt... WHUT
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