HollieLet's bring elbow patches back
But like, nothing else
I'm not sure what the candles are supposed to accomplish? Vibes?
If she doesn't say "Sorry, Charlie," at some point I'm going to be really disappointed
In the 80's no adult would help a teenager unless he's just lost his job and is facing eviction
(Doc from Back to the Future being the only exception)
Why is he so pale? He's supposed to be a vampire killer, maybe having blood is a liability
Chekhov's stained glass window
He may seduce women and drain their blood during evening activities but he sure knows how to pick out a good sweater
Why is the roommate wearing two button down shirts at the same time
"You saw something didn't you"
It's what he didn't see, Charlie
DUN DUN DUUuuUUuUuUuUnnnn
Wow, I wasn't expecting irony
They should have him wear clogs and do a little dance when as he's approaching you
clippety clop, clippety clop
Oh it's just regular mist, he's fine
Hey it's St. Elmo's
So wait, Evil has...become EVIL? I did NOT see that coming
I like how the newer vampires have terrible dental work, like their fang technique needs practice
Seriously his knitwear is ON POINT, damn
I'm going to show this movie to all my knitting friends
Stockholm Syndrome, named after Vlad Stockholm of Translyvania
He was never going to keep a low profile with all those hot sweaters anyway
Evil's laughter is actually evil laughter
Vincent packing to leave town, the first person to do anything that makes any sense at all
In the 80's whenever anyone got emotionally vulnerable and admitted to their feelings, this music just started playing in the background, true story
I love how in vampire movies the Chosen Girls are always like, "Well, guess I'm going to die, but hey, I get to wear this incredible dress, so...I dunno, not so bad"
The age difference is freaking me out AGGGHHHHHHH
With the coat and the vest and all the dapperness he looks like he's got a big sewing box and he's here to MAKE A MENDS
AAHhahahahahaAHAHahah
"You have to have faith...."
George Michael appears out of nowhere, saves everyone
Vincen't like, "Is Evil funny? Does this story about Charlie's mother have a punchline? When does this anecdote end?"
On behalf of dog lovers everywhere, thank you for making that stabbed dog look so fake
Now I'm really curious to go to DoesTheDogDie.com and see what it says about this scene
Are sure she's dead? Show her a neck.
Okay I learned this in Twilight - you can save her. Get the vacuum cleaner....
"What did he mean by that?"
Charlie, as deft with subtlety as he is with romantic signals
That was FANTASTIC
You know you're a vampire when your hair is suddenly way better than it was before
How much she loves you? I don't really think you've had time to develop a substantive relationship but okay sweater man
WINDOW, WHAT DID I TELL YOU
Vampire: Hey baby you wanna live forever
Me: Naahhhh
Vampire: You can turn into a bird and fly away
Me: HELL YES LET'S GO
Why is there a wooden birdcage in EVERY CREEPY BASEMENT EVER
Okay really a vampire who bought a basement with this many windows deserves what he gets
So if Amy turns human again does she get to keep the hair?
starkraving666@hollie apparently not
Scarab (Sarah)@starkraving666 @hollie But according to the male-gazey novelization, Amy got to keep her bigger vampire breasts, as reviewed in *Authorized Novelizations* podcast's episode from September 2024. #Monsterdon #FrightNight1985