Learned how to chop wood today

Doing a light version of the cabin in the woods thing (“F*** this city! I’m gonna go live in a cabin in the woods!”)

Interestingly enough I am doing this cause I’m a musician and need a place where I won’t bother anyone with my noise. Two birds one feeder.

Haven’t heard the phrase, “two birds, one feeder,” but I am partial to “feeding two birds with one scone.”
Oooh, that’s much better! I’ll be using that!