Matt HWell, grinding the day job computer to an absolute fucking halt while the anti-malware software does its thing is one way to stop malware from running, I guess.
*yeets computer across office*
"Your computer needs to restart"
Oh go fuck yourself. I just turned you on. Why the fuck didn't you do this as part of that?
"Updates are underway. Please keep your computer on"
IT WAS FUCKEN ON. I HAD TURNED IT ON. YOU TOLD ME TO TURN IT OFF.
FUCK YOU
JP
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