The poster would be more convincing if you hadn’t inverted apt-get update and apt-get upgrade…

That’s the best part of this post. Windows is fully automatic, while on Linux you need to tell apart two terminal commands with confusing naming.

Not necessarily. On Arch it’s just “sudo pacman -Syu” and on Fedora it’s just “sudo dnf update”.

I just type "yay".

I just type “paru”.