X is where you find the people who think they run the Internet.

Bluesky is where you find the people who think they ought to run the Internet.

Mastodon is where you find the people who actually do run the Internet, and kind of wish they didn't.

(WIth apologies to Yes, Minister)

@hedders
Instagram is where you find the wives of the people who run the internet.

Linkedin is where you find the people who own the internet.

Telegram is where you find the people who think the internet should be run by different people.

Truth Social is where you find the people who think it is.

People on Onlyfans don't care who runs the internet as long as she's got big tits.

@the_smoking_gnu @hedders linkedin is where you find the people who definitely don't run the internet but have raised a series A funding round by claiming they do.