X is where you find the people who think they run the Internet.

Bluesky is where you find the people who think they ought to run the Internet.

Mastodon is where you find the people who actually do run the Internet, and kind of wish they didn't.

(WIth apologies to Yes, Minister)

@hedders Tumblr is for the people who think the Internet should be run the way it used to be run.

Dreamwidth is for the people who think it still is.

Livejournal is for the people who think the Internet should be run by the Russians.

Onlyfans is for people who don’t care who runs the internet as long as she gets her kit off.

@klepsydra bravo!