Today's undefined moon is 0% of full brightness, and is currently NaN km from Earth and NaN km from the sun. It's been NaN days since the last new moon.
@moonphase We now know that God used a weakly typed language to create the Universe, since if it was strongly typed, the undefined Moon would’ve been a compile-time error.
LLM-generated fiction may be dead and empty, but a good old-fashioned bot can sometimes produce a masterpiece of absurdist speculative horror microfiction.