Today's undefined moon is 0% of full brightness, and is currently NaN km from Earth and NaN km from the sun. It's been NaN days since the last new moon.
@moonphase
Expired: Full Moon, New Moon, etc.
Tired: Wolf Moon, Snow Moon, etc.
Wired: Undefined Moon
@moonphase what happened to the moon!?!? ​
@moonphase oops i memset the moon to 0x00 bytes
@moonphase
what have they done to the moon!?
@moonphase hate when there's a bug triggered by the phase of the moon
@moonphase i don't know of it's a big or a feature but I like it.
@moonphase First day of spooky month, and they took the moon away.
@moonphase Sir, something is blocking our scanners, something is in the way.
@moonphase this is what happened in Despicable Me
@moonphase I love it when there's a NaN moon it's so serene 🥰
@moonphase
new moon: 🌑
full moon: 🌕
few moon: 🌙
null moon:
@moonphase We now know that God used a weakly typed language to create the Universe, since if it was strongly typed, the undefined Moon would’ve been a compile-time error.
@moonphase I'm going to miss that crazy bastard.
@moonphase alright who broke the simulation we're all in
@moonphase @timd I can't see any sign of someone actually poking you about the moon bot so I'll poke you to make sure you are aware of the NaN-moon
Leningrad Cowboys - Where´s the Moon [High Quality]

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@moonphase @kieran All the werewolves hyped for spooky month broke the moon.
@moonphase the rare and beautiful Lunar NaNclipse
@moonphase we love JavaScript !
@moonphase honestly, with the way this year has gone so far...
LLM-generated fiction may be dead and empty, but a good old-fashioned bot can sometimes produce a masterpiece of absurdist speculative horror microfiction.
@moonphase perhaps the Space Nazis don't what us to know what is happening up there ? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/
Iron Sky (2012) ⭐ 5.9 | Action, Adventure, Comedy

1h 33m | R

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@moonphase @timd what has happened to the bot? Has it become A.I.?
@moonphase I am NaN! I am a free man!