Mastodawn

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

...and you have to buy our Void app so we can collect your info and monitor the content of your screams...

But because you can't afford it, you can rent your void app for a negligible amount of less than 500,- per year.

@rgulick @lowqualityfacts Buy it? Oh no no, you must sign up for an ongoing subscription!

@lowqualityfacts When you scream into the void, the void also screams into you, for a low monthly fee.

@lowqualityfacts I am just waiting for an app that rates screams into the void. We could all scream together.

@lowqualityfacts and half of everyone is on the side of the billionaires

@lowqualityfacts well this is awkward