ComicalMayhempick up that chapstick
I will have you know that my lips are moist and supple.
Miles O'Brieneats mint
How can we be so sure? Someone’s gonna have to test it.
Send your wife
Pudutr0nIs my cam on or smth
Off metro cop always regret giving me sass, they usually regret for the end of their lives.
Combine ICE playing dress up again smh
That stuff is addictive. If you never use it you’ll only have set lips in winter, if you get used to it you’ll always have dry lips when you don’t use it
I would never lick my lips if they were dry, it would just make it worse.
Brave Little Hitachi WandYou got me. Sonofabitch.
okgurldidn’t get me. I stay lubed up
SundrayOh thanks, can I borrow yours?
ordnance_qf_17_pounderSorry my lips are so dry it’s because I was just motorboating your mum
The right meme at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
Are…. Are you a wizard?
Damn, you got me. I’ve only read up to “dry ass” before I’ve licked my ass
There are enzymes in your saliva that actually dry your lips further when you lick them
potoooooooo ✅️You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It’s okay, if so. Just…what’s the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
hungryphrogSome people want their lips to actually stop being dry and skin cracking like in a desert.
I guess my slobber does a fine job of keeping these bad boys moist, because I’m told my lips are soft and I don’t slather goo on them.
MinnesotaGoddamwhen i lived in a high humidity environment i didn’t need lotion or lip balm or anything. when i lived in a low humidity environment i needed all that shit.
also, with a beard i put conditioner in it every day. keeps the hair nice and soft. also moisturizes my lips.
grrgyleFeels good but I’m trying to quit. Down to one stick a season
I forgive you and believe in you. You’ll get there.
I just licked them when I saw this…