Spammer just called me and I stayed on with him longer than anyone I've spoken to.

He wanted to sell me life insurance and after being transferred to three people, I explained that I might be interested, but I didn't think I needed it because two years ago I met this man who bit me and said that if I drank the blood of the innocent, I would be granted eternal life and that I've been doing it and feel better than I have in years.

Then he hung up. :(