My entry.

Mac, Cheese, Peas, and Bacon:

Prison.
What’s the charge?
Peas are a hate crime.
No one can convince me they actually like peas. They’re all paid off by big pea
Garden peas are my favourite vegetable, or petit poi in a pinch. Marrowfat peas less so, though obviously you need marrowfat for mushy peas, and sometimes mushy peas are a must.