Mastodawn

What’s this dramatic freeze-frame thing they’re doing whenever a credit appears on screen?

OMG, this dialog is horrible!

Guy in the red coat must really like the taste of baby deer.

Notice how he’s wearing red. That means he's the first to go.

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jeezus, Canadian mosquitos are big

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jeezus, canadian foxes are big #monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Mastodon

Marjoe is like the Paul Bunyan or John Mastodon of #Monsterdon

I did not expect a giant chicken.

“Hey, you know those bastards almost killed me!”

Lady steps out pointing a shotgun at him.

I think Marjoe made this movie as penance for his preaching years when he was a toddler (look it up).

Lady, when a gigantic grub worm the size of a kitten is biting your arm, the correct reaction is to shake your hand and fling that thing across the room. Don’t just stare at it!

Oh, you know. Just speeding down a dirt road by a car with the door ripped off, blood everywhere, and body parts strewn all about. nbd

“How do we know these dead giant chickens weren’t made out of plaster of paris and a bunch of ostrich feathers?”

Like, dude, get down on the ground and take a closer look. I’m no forensics expert or “bacteriologist,” but I’m pretty sure I can tell whether a dead chicken is made of plaster of paris.

“At first, we thought it was oil…even though it looks absolutely nothing like oil.”

Swatting a shovel around at a bunch of wasps doesn’t seem like a very smart thing to do, even for normal-sized wasps.

In that moment Marjoe gave the asshole what-for, the bacteriologist fell in love with him.

Notice the guy doesn’t try to deny that he no longer finds his partner attractive now that she’s pregnant.

Is everyone in this movie an asshole?

It’s the tried-and-true pour-gasoline-on-the-nest method.

“You're not a good man, Mr. Bensington!”

That's the closest we're going to get to hearing Mrs. Skinner say, “fuck you.”

Is the albino rat their leader? Is it the one calling all the shots?

Ben Ramsey

They want to charge the fence with electricity, even though that wire is pinned directly onto wooden posts, and touches the ground along the bottom, so the electricity will go straight into the ground.

What happens when that little generator runs out of gas?

These rat head puppets they’re using are actually pretty cute. I bet it was hard not to laugh during these shots.

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“Looks like the white one’s the leader.”

Called it!

Ben Ramsey 📼 🍿 (@[email protected])

Is the albino rat their leader? Is it the one calling all the shots? #Monsterdon

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“Lorna, can you handle one of these?”

“Sure!”

“Have you ever shot one?”

“No.”

“Terrific! Here. Have fun!”

Wow! Lorna’s first shot with a shotgun is pretty good.

Marjoe, she’s throwing herself at you, and you just brushed her off.

This movie just got extremely philosophical:

From the time we are born, until the time we die, life is just about finding something to do.

I like all the detail that went into making the scale model of the cabin.

Is there anything Lorna can’t do? She just delivered a baby like there was nothing to it!

Now that it’s clear they’ll live, will Morgan make love to Lorna?

Well, that was a movie! Having known nothing about this movie before going into it, I assumed the food would be something more sinister, like soylent green.

Thanks, as always, to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for #MonsterdonBingo, @JoeWynne for the theme drink, @ryan for the stream, and to all of you for making it awesome!