What’s this dramatic freeze-frame thing they’re doing whenever a credit appears on screen?

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OMG, this dialog is horrible!

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Guy in the red coat must really like the taste of baby deer.

Notice how he’s wearing red. That means he's the first to go.

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jeezus, Canadian mosquitos are big

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I did not expect a giant chicken.

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“Hey, you know those bastards almost killed me!”

Lady steps out pointing a shotgun at him.

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I think Marjoe made this movie as penance for his preaching years when he was a toddler (look it up).

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Lady, when a gigantic grub worm the size of a kitten is biting your arm, the correct reaction is to shake your hand and fling that thing across the room. Don’t just stare at it!

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Oh, you know. Just speeding down a dirt road by a car with the door ripped off, blood everywhere, and body parts strewn all about. nbd

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“How do we know these dead giant chickens weren’t made out of plaster of paris and a bunch of ostrich feathers?”

Like, dude, get down on the ground and take a closer look. I’m no forensics expert or “bacteriologist,” but I’m pretty sure I can tell whether a dead chicken is made of plaster of paris.

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“At first, we thought it was oil…even though it looks absolutely nothing like oil.”

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Swatting a shovel around at a bunch of wasps doesn’t seem like a very smart thing to do, even for normal-sized wasps.

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In that moment Marjoe gave the asshole what-for, the bacteriologist fell in love with him.

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Notice the guy doesn’t try to deny that he no longer finds his partner attractive now that she’s pregnant.

Is everyone in this movie an asshole?

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