Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)This is the whole of academia in a nutshell.
mathew@golgaloth “Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.”
Airplane 2 Everything That's Happened Up Till Now
rdmFun trivia - all of Johnny's lines in both movies were ad-libbed.