Wikipedia article of the day
extra credit to the Buffalo Courier correspondent who transcribed all of Andrew Johnson's drunken hiccups

@molly0xfff

I can't tell if this is real or not. I've been saying that a lot lately.

@molly0xfff
This is genius journalistic writing. I'm obvs impressed that they were there, and more chuffed that they reported it perfectly!
@molly0xfff like floating in the water!!!
@molly0xfff that must have been fun to witness 😁
@molly0xfff β€œ[with distinctness]”
@molly0xfff glad to know I’m a better drunk than Andrew Johnson was
@molly0xfff @arclight
And yet somehow still not the worst president in history
@molly0xfff later the Buffalo Courier-Express, then out of business in 1982 rather than sell out to Murdoch.