Assigned baby at birth
My wife’s little brother who is disabled thought our baby would be 3 months old when born.
That’s dumb, the baby is obviously ~9 months old when born.
This has always bothered me about the bullshit pro-life argument. If life starts at conception, then clearly we’re making people wait an additional 9 months to vote.
That’s it, we’ll have to get rid of democracy now, there’s too many flaws.
We never had a proper democracy, so consider it done/moot.
There is actually one problem with counting age from birth: premature babies are behind on everything! Of course we could correct that by saying that they were minus three months old when born (or however early they are).