Forever thinking about Alabama AG (and eventually governor) Bill Baxley who, when threatened by the KKK for pursuing justice for the 4 girls killed in a KKK Black church bombing back in 1968 (Denise McNair, Carole Robertson, Addie Mae Collins and Cynthia Wesley, say their names), responded with the most legendary retort you could ever put on government letterhead paper:

KISS MY ASS.

@ErickaSimone The "dr." part is a solid burn.
@mjj iconic burns. Top 10.

@ErickaSimone @mjj 🔥

Like Arkell v. Pressdram:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Eye#Libel_cases

Arkell's lawyers: "His attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of your reply."

Response: "We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr J. Arkell. We note that Mr Arkell's attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: fuck off."

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