i was driving around my son this past weekend, and in an unexpected change of pace, he suggested i play some of MY music. so i put on Type O Negative's October Rust to see what he'd think.

and by the time the intro for Be My Druidess ended, he asked "dad, how come nobody uses that kind of sick as hell bass tone anymore?"

i pulled the car over to the highway's shoulder and began to sob. "because we can't, son. because we don't know how anymore."

if just one person reads this and then listens to the first 30 seconds of that song until the guitar comes in and the bass drops an octave, and goes "wait what the hell how come nobody is doing that," then i can Quantum Leap into the next scenario.
of all my shitty posts that randomly escape containment, the fact this one halfway popped off makes me happiest.
@jackdaw_ruiz this is now officially my favorite bit of Phanpy UI:
@nyquildotorg @jackdaw_ruiz we love a UI that implements comedic timing