Sitting at my desk chugging Tylenol until I know how to use Linux.
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Or your liver gives out, whichever comes first.
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If you want to speed that along, try alcohol instead. Might even be more enjoyable.
@brouhaha @lowqualityfacts Tylenol / paracetamol is *way* faster for liver damage.

@brouhaha @lowqualityfacts My liver will never give out!

It can't get into my wallet!