Low Quality FactsSep 23, 2025
Sitting at my desk chugging Tylenol until I know how to use Linux.
Show threadVincent Sparks 🔜 Furlingame

@lowqualityfacts no no, tylenol only gives you autism if used during *pregnancy*

if you wanna get autism *after* you're born you gotta get the MMR vaccine. be sure to ask for the one with the bill gates microchip.

yeah there's now permanently going to be a part of your brain that runs Windows CE. not much we can do about that. that's what we get for letting bill gates design the microchip but it will give you autism no doubt about that

Sep 23, 2025 at 8:23pmWeb
Show threadSebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧️Sep 23, 2025
@AVincentInSpace @lowqualityfacts I replaced my microchip's Windows OS with Linux a decade ago. It wasn't easy, but it was the best decision I ever made! Now I try to help everyone get FOSS running on their autism microchips.
Show threadVincent Sparks 🔜 FurlingameSep 23, 2025
@seabass @lowqualityfacts how'd you get all the drivers for the brain implant working on linux? and how far along is the FOSS reimplementation of the autism system software? or is that kinda just a "there's major functionality still missing, but we're figuring it out as we go" type of deal atm