[Not funny] How to avoid sexual assault?

https://eviltoast.org/post/19542468

There’s a longer list but I can’t find the original source.

‘FIVE RAPE PREVENTION TIPS’

  • If someone is drunk, don’t rape them.

  • When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone.

  • Use the Buddy System! If it is difficult for you to stop yourself from raping someone, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

  • Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

  • Don’t forget: honesty is the best policy. When asking someone out, don’t pretend that you are interested in them as a person. Tell them straight up that you expect to be raping them later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, they may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.”