Chris
Kim Possible 
Remember to adopt the pets of the raptured.
laen🪻*gets extra cat beds ready*
SherBeareth
Jim Spath@SherBeareth @kimlockhartga I bet (edit: pun intended) W.C. Fields would approve. "Never give a sucker an even break."
Ha!! That’s a classic. 😂
Matt HallYa'll, there's a #rapture hashtag and if you're not perusing it... You are _missing_ out.
Mx Verda@401matthall @kimlockhartga I get ill for 3 weeks (covid, then viral gastroenteritis with weird symptoms or ear infection, idfk), then Palestine is recognised internationally and the Rapture is trending.
Tfffffff?
dizzy_dan
Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC@danielbowmaniel @kimlockhartga I think Christians believe that only humans have souls or something silly like that.
@LordCaramac @danielbowmaniel I have met Christians who believe that their pets go to heaven. It's a very nice thought.
Jenica Lake เหล็ถเลถ@kimlockhartga all dogs go to heaven
Uncle Harvey@kimlockhartga
Oh man.🫡
I must really be way outa touch
I didn't even know it was set to happen tomorrow and haven't prepared any instructions on what to do if I suddenly disappear in the rapturing or I ( more likely) don't. 😱
#rapture
Mr. Pataphor, Dadaist Dad@kimlockhartga
Those poor creatures were so traumatized, then their owners left. 🙄
Those poor creatures were so traumatized, then their owners left. 🙄
2something@kimlockhartga
There's a website that helps with that.
https://aftertherapturepetcare.com/
(This is fedi so I probably don't need to remind you not to really give personal information to a website for no reason.)
There's a website that helps with that.
https://aftertherapturepetcare.com/
(This is fedi so I probably don't need to remind you not to really give personal information to a website for no reason.)
42net@kimlockhartga Ever get the feeling they are trying end the world..."what the hell, we going to heaven anyway"...at least subconsiously!
Pete@Nobodyknows789 @kimlockhartga
this is definitely a line of thinking that I've heard espoused...
but it was even countered *in the bible*:
"Shall we go on sinning so that grace might increase? By no means!"
Flaming Cheeto@kimlockhartga Enh, once the universe confirms I'm an asshole, who am I to argue?
@PizzaDemon you definitely are not an a-hole, honey.
@kimlockhartga free cat and dog souls for any convert....
W6KME@kimlockhartga A god that would enrapture people and leave their pets to die is a real bastard of a god.
Capt. Tony@kimlockhartga All those'righteous' MAGAt will be quite disappointed when they're still here, consolation may be that they'll be stuck with their own ilk