For the first time in like, ever, I've been able to keep green friends alive and healthy.

All I had to do, was link it to my hormone-cycle (?)

They're watered every time my girly-drug-patch is switched, and get a little squirt of fertiliser whenever I receive my quarterly anti-boy-otics injection  

#trans #lgbtq #plants #plantmom

Oh and I bought overflow pots. So I literally can't over-water my plants, it's just so ... accessible 🪴   
@iamada antiboyotics teehee​

Good job keeping the plants happy!
@distorted also known as "anticistamines" 
@iamada Does that make them… trans-plants?? *comically oversized hook yanks me offstage*