Once again current events have forced me to confront the difficult fact that Larry Ellison and John McAfee are actually two entirely different people and only one of them is dead.
@jwz God, you're such a pessimist. Why not reframe the situation in a more positive light? "While Larry Ellison and John McAfee are, in fact, two entirely different people, at least one of them is dead!"

@rgsteele @jwz

"...at least one of them is dead already!"