I got into this with a coffee shop recently. Apparently they were “online order and pickup only.” And i went in trying to get coffee. One person was trying to help me, and what i assume was her manager was being a dick.

“Just download the app and put your order in.”

“Nah im not going to do that. I just want a black coffee. Nothing fancy.”

“We’re online only”

other employee rings me up, pours me a cup, and is seemingly just trying to help me gtfo

She hands it to this dude… To hand to me

“Next time, use the app.”

“Bro there wont be a next time.”