The dinner my now 5 year old requested for her birthday. Steak, bacon, grapes, and broccoli with cheese

https://sh.itjust.works/post/46375917

TIL I am 5.

Fucking same, apparently, that looks great to me, shit.

Maybe switch to more bitter grapes, and maybe use something like … a mix of gouda and feta with the broccoli?

Throw in a slice or two of french bread?

That’s a feast for a king as far as I’m concerned.

Gouda and feta?

I used to an actually respect you.

Why wouldn’t you?

Its a perfect combo for not only gloriously blasting your tastebuds, but also ass blasting out the creamiest of farts.

As the saying goes:

Get behind me, Satan.