Arne BrasseurWell yes, soylent green _is_ people, but you can't just apply existing homicide laws to a business like ours. The entire humans-as-nutritional-sludge industry would be out of business.
Sosha Rahab@plexus it's not homicide if they die of natural causes like, say, lack of oxygen. now, did we suck all the oxygen out of those cells, er, rooms? your honor, that is beside the point.
Daniel Bohrer@peachfiend @plexus Your Honor, we have no obligation to let fresh air into rooms that people decide to step into on their own decision. They simply should've read the warning signs that were clearly posted in 12pt font at the rear end of the rooms, also warning them of the one-way door without a handle on the inside. In full respect, your honor, they should've been paying us for cleaning up after them!
IFcoltransG in drops of ichor@daniel_bohrer @peachfiend This almost sounds like the plot of Gasping, Ben Elton's 1990 play.