Sir W. Pen and I did discourse about my lodgings and Sir J. Minnes, and I did open all my mind to him, and he told me what he had heard, and I do see that I shall hardly keep my best lodging chamber, which troubles me.
Oh for heaven's sake, Sam, let lodgings be lodgings. Four centuries on we don't care much one way or the other, and frankly, neither should you. First-world problems! You'll be fine.