The only way to enjoy sport is to be shit faced apparently

#Melbourne #Sport #Alcohol #DrinkingProblem

@VWDasher every game of football has a duration long enough to remove overly clever outliers, and drag each man down to the level of basic gameplayer. At the end of this season (of statistical normalisation) there is an achievement in herd baseness which is celebrated as a grand final.

Alcohol similarly reduces overly clever spectators down to mere celebrants of unskilled gladiatorial attrition. Grand finals also serve to spread their message to newer initiates who can perceive greatness in the game after copious amounts of alcohol.

The Romans were really onto something without even knowing one normalised value from another!

@VWDasher Easy to disprove. I've sometimes been shitfaced but have never enjoyed sport. QED. Advertising, full of rubbish as always.
@VWDasher read footy as footsie and imagined everyone drinking these and playing with eachothers feet
@VWDasher You forget you shoud also enjoy sport while losing life changing amounts of money #gambling
@abeorch that's why you need to be drunk!

@VWDasher

That's the only reason I would ever watch AFL anything.

@pewnack there's not enough alcohol in the world to make me watch sport