octopus_inkNot that hypocrisy carries any weight on the right, but for those who *are* keeping score.
Wasn’t he a Mormon? Didn’t he already find Jesus Christ? It didn’t seem to make a difference at all…
aceshighHe doesn’t know the right Jesus. There are too many Jesus’s and everyone thinks their Jesus is the right one.
There once was a woman named Mrs. McBeavis who had 23 sons and named them all Jesus.
I Cast FistEvery family trip was her chance to find Jesus
pelespiritLol, but she would also have to lose Jesus at least once for that to happen.
I think as long as you still have the majority of Jesus’s then the arguement could be made that Jesus left you.