@QasimRashid That congress-critter's dialog has been totally outclassed by Giuseppe Verdi's opera Rigoletto. In it, the assassin Sparafucile has his sister lure his victims into their home. They get the guy drunk and then Sparafucile kills him. But, his sister likes the current victim (the Duke). Sparafucile, of course, only cares about making 20 crowns, so his sister suggests killing his client instead to get all the money. Sparafucile: "What? Do you think I'm a bandit?"