StarvingMartistRulespital
When I’m having a medical emergency at home, my first step is always to get into my car and drive at least 5 miles away.
You fool, driving your own car. You need to drive the car of someone unrelated to you.
Oh shoot you’re right. Ok so I don’t want to steal any of my neighbors cars, could link me by proximity.
So, mid-medical emergency I’m walking however far it takes to find a payphone(?). Avoiding any security cameras, including ring doorbells etc. Might have to jump a few fences.
Pretty sure the advice here is to just go anonymously suicide by cop. When you do that in GTA you wake up fully healed outside the hospital. Must work IRL too
Hell yeah, double emergency