i love living in the future, in which i have to hold my web browser very gingerly so it doesn't replace the thing i'm reading with the carbon farts of a stochastic white supremacy machine https://blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/shake-to-summarize/
On Firefox for iOS, summarize a page with a shake or a tap | The Mozilla Blog

On mobile, browsing often means quick checks on small screens, squeezed in between everything else you’re doing. We built Shake to Summarize on iOS to gi

@aparrish Hmm but I still need to read the summary, so we've really only kicked the can down the road in terms of me needing to think or do things
@andy firefox introduces new "slam your phone on your head repeatedly until you fall unconcious" feature
@aparrish @andy Kicking the can is how you go back. 😅