What’s the punishment for hanging it the wrong way around?
You have to house a fighting-age male immigrant in your shed.
When I worked at a historic site that flew the Union Flag, you had to run around the parade square three times if you screwed up while raising or lowering it. That included hanging it upside down or letting it hit the ground.
And then jail?
There was a cell at the site but we mostly just pretended to lock tourists in it for pictures.
You get hanged the wrong way around
From your balls?
Don’t threaten me with a good time