My friend Marles and I are on a spacewalk, and we take a break. We're in the shuttle and I pull out the usual spacewalk snacks, some scop and granola bars.

She pulls out a whole dang sandwich. Bread, lettuce, everything. I just look at her and say why don't people usually bring sandwiches, that's genius.

She looks at me suspiciously asks oh you like sandwiches? I'm like yeah sure. Again she's suspicious as if to say sure everyone says that.

So I wriggle my arm out of the suit and show my sandwich tattoo. No, I LIKE sandwiches. She seemed satisfied by that for some reason.

But dang, why have this dry snack when I could have a whole sandwich. Inspired.